I know about the promise!

Game of Thrones meme → five houses (2/5) ↳ House Manderly; My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder’s bread and salt, and hung his sword upon a wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered. I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter…but never think that means I have forgotten. The north members, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done.

Game of Thrones meme → five houses (2/5)

↳ House Manderly; My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder’s bread and salt, and hung his sword upon a wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered. I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter…but never think that means I have forgotten. The north members, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done.

joffreyofkingslanding:

my wylla has returned to me.

but she’s probably the grossest human being I’ve ever seen.

Shut up Jerfrer

Also, I think we should kiss now.

wyllaofhousemanderly: One dei, Wyllur wus tryin to send a raven 2 His Grais Roob Sterk. She sent a lawt of ravens but His Grais da Keeng nevur got dem. So Wyllah wus rlly mad. She sed “I’m officially declaring wor against da Tumbler. Call da banners.” Da Keeng wus mad at Tumbler 2 so he sed “Ok.” Dey fought tirelessleh. Endlessly. One of da bannermen wus Nic of House Cage, who sed dat stealing Da Declaration of Independens wud halp. So dey split up. Roob Sterk da Yong Wolf went after da Tumbler, while Wylah went with Lawd Cage to taik da Declaration wit fiyuh and bluhd. She got it, but Nic Cage died during da mission which wus rlly funneh. Wen she returned to Winterfell, she saw His Grais in a single combat wit da Tumbler. She watched as da Keeng shouted “THIIIIISSS IIIIISSSSSS WINTERFEEEEEELLLLL” n plunged his sword (da steel 1, not da othur 1) right though Tumbler’s “M.” Dey and da bannermen celebraited dis victoreh 4 dais and weekz. Da moral of dis storeh: Send owlz instead of ravenz coz ravenz r dumb n rood. - THE END -

wyllaofhousemanderly:

One dei, Wyllur wus tryin to send a raven 2 His Grais Roob Sterk. She sent a lawt of ravens but His Grais da Keeng nevur got dem. So Wyllah wus rlly mad. She sed “I’m officially declaring wor against da Tumbler. Call da banners.” Da Keeng wus mad at Tumbler 2 so he sed “Ok.”

Dey fought tirelessleh. Endlessly. One of da bannermen wus Nic of House Cage, who sed dat stealing Da Declaration of Independens wud halp. So dey split up. Roob Sterk da Yong Wolf went after da Tumbler, while Wylah went with Lawd Cage to taik da Declaration wit fiyuh and bluhd.

She got it, but Nic Cage died during da mission which wus rlly funneh. Wen she returned to Winterfell, she saw His Grais in a single combat wit da Tumbler. She watched as da Keeng shouted “THIIIIISSS IIIIISSSSSS WINTERFEEEEEELLLLL” n plunged his sword (da steel 1, not da othur 1) right though Tumbler’s “M.” Dey and da bannermen celebraited dis victoreh 4 dais and weekz.

Da moral of dis storeh: Send owlz instead of ravenz coz ravenz r dumb n rood.

- THE END -

agameofclothes: Game of Thrones Meme: 5 Houses (1/5) House Manderly,Lords of White Harbour, Sworn to Stark 

agameofclothes:

Game of Thrones Meme: 5 Houses (1/5)

House Manderly,Lords of White Harbour, Sworn to Stark 

WYLLA/JOFFREY SEWING SHOWDOWN.
  • Wylla: FASHION?
  • Wylla: DEN HOW COME U DRESS LIEK A PEASANT?
  • Wylla: ouchhhhhh
  • Me: .................
  • Me: ............
  • Me: .........
  • Me: WUT DID U SAY?!
  • Me: I HAVE DA BEST CLOTHES
  • Me: DA NICEST CLOTHES
  • Me: CLOTHES DAT DA RICH PPL WEAR!!1
  • Wylla: BITCH PLS, MAH CLOTHS R FROM MYR
  • Me: LIAH
  • Me: UR CLOTHES LOOK LIEK UGLEH RAGZ
  • Me: U PROBZ SEWED THEM URSELF
  • Wylla: GGGGGGUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL MY STICHES R FABULOUS
  • Me: UR STICHES R SHIT
  • Wylla: U CAN DO BETTUR?!
  • Me: ANYTHANG U CAN DO I CAN DO BETTR
  • Wylla: GO ON, SEW SOMETHING DEN BITCH
  • Me: PASS MEH DA NEEDLE DEN HOR.
  • Wylla: *passes a needle* GO ON DEN
  • Me: *starez at it for a bit becuz does nawt kno how to sew* WELL I CANT DO IT WEN UR WATCHIN MEH IT MAKEZ MEH UNCOMFORTABLE OK?
  • Wylla: OK FIEN. *covers her eyez but peekz between fingurz*
  • Me: TENKS! GAWD! *triez rlly hard but juzt stabz his finger wit da needle multiple times" I DEMAND ANOTHUR NEEDLE! DIS ONE IS DEFECTED!
PER-FEC-TION Noun: Wylla+Joffrey.  The condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or or defects. 

PER-FEC-TION

  • Noun:
  1. Wylla+Joffrey.
     
  2. The condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or or defects. 
via housestarkpride · originally by askgrrmtroll
Remember that time when I tried to make up a witty poem and it made Wylla spit a cherry on her computer screen?

joffreyofkingslanding:

Yeah, me too.

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An inspirational moment with Wyllur and Jaffray;
  • Wyllur: Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the derp - Albus Dumbledore
  • Jaffray: "Don't trust anything unless you can see where it keeps its derp" ~Arthur Weasley
  • Wyllur: "Not my derp, YOU BITCH!" - Molly Weasley
  • Jaffray: "There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of courage to derp up to our enemies, but just as much to derp up to our friends" ~Albus Dumbledore
  • Wyllur: "It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to derp." - Albus Dumbledore
  • Jaffray: "It's our derps, Harry that shows who we truly are far more than our abilities" ~Albus Dumbledore