Game of Thrones meme → five houses (2/5)
↳ House Manderly; My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder’s bread and salt, and hung his sword upon a wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered. I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter…but never think that means I have forgotten. The north members, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done.
my wylla has returned to me.
but she’s probably the grossest human being I’ve ever seen.
Shut up Jerfrer
Also, I think we should kiss now.
One dei, Wyllur wus tryin to send a raven 2 His Grais Roob Sterk. She sent a lawt of ravens but His Grais da Keeng nevur got dem. So Wyllah wus rlly mad. She sed “I’m officially declaring wor against da Tumbler. Call da banners.” Da Keeng wus mad at Tumbler 2 so he sed “Ok.”
Dey fought tirelessleh. Endlessly. One of da bannermen wus Nic of House Cage, who sed dat stealing Da Declaration of Independens wud halp. So dey split up. Roob Sterk da Yong Wolf went after da Tumbler, while Wylah went with Lawd Cage to taik da Declaration wit fiyuh and bluhd.
She got it, but Nic Cage died during da mission which wus rlly funneh. Wen she returned to Winterfell, she saw His Grais in a single combat wit da Tumbler. She watched as da Keeng shouted “THIIIIISSS IIIIISSSSSS WINTERFEEEEEELLLLL” n plunged his sword (da steel 1, not da othur 1) right though Tumbler’s “M.” Dey and da bannermen celebraited dis victoreh 4 dais and weekz.
Da moral of dis storeh: Send owlz instead of ravenz coz ravenz r dumb n rood.
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Game of Thrones Meme: 5 Houses (1/5)
House Manderly,Lords of White Harbour, Sworn to Stark
- The condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or or defects.
Yeah, me too.